Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Jokester Jenna

Jenna tells me a joke:

Two scientists walk into a restaurant and sit down.
The first scientist says to the waitress, "I'll take some H2O."
The second scientist says to the waitress, "I'll take some H2O, too,"
The scientists get their drinks and the second one dies.


I laughed and laughed.  The boys were like "I don't get it, Mommy, what does that mean? Why would he die?"


Hope your day is better than the second scientists.  ba-dum-TSH!  I know, I'm a horrible jokester.  I'll let the kids stick to the jokes.  And you.  Love you!

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Ethan the Terrible

true story:

Ethan, with a charger for the DS in hand: I took this plug away from Vee-uh.
Me: You did? Why? Livea loves you. Go give it back.
Ethan: Because. That plug is beautiful.
A boy and his electronic stuff starts early I think.
I asked him if he gave her the charger cord back and he said "No, I'm too high, I can't reach it." I asked him where it was and he looked over at the headboard on the bed.  I said "Oh, you're too LITTLE? It's behind the bed?" "Yah, it's behind that."  Little stink.